Hello Diary,

It’s nice to meet you! My name is Windy. I’m going to be writing in you from here on. Isn’t that wild? Oh? You don’t know why that is, I imagine you’re thinking. Well, let’s just say I’m a bit of a big deal. You’re going to help me chronicle my journey to find an Archmage! That’s right, Archmage! Cool, huh? Wait, you don’t know what that is? Well, I guess you are a book currently filled with blank pages. You wouldn’t know what I’m talking about if I don’t explain it. Alright, how about this. We’ll start out with what I am, where I come from, what I’m doing now and why. It’s going to be a lot but rest assured, Ms. Diary, we’re going to have a bunch of fun, crazy and sexy adventures together!

WOO YEAH!

…Oh, sorry, I just flipped you over and slapped your back cover without your consent. That was wrong of me to do so early on in our relationship. Still, by the end, you’ll come to understand that’s just the tip of the iceberg with me. I’m going to tell you everything about myself; the good, the bad and the raunchy. I hope you’re ready because if not we’ll both be in trouble.